sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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