That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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