I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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