This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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