Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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