Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
i permit you to call me
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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