Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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