you win again, gameday.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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