nut hugger
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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