BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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