Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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