i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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