is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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