Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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