id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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