Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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