What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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