why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
The ass gains better be worth it
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