He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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