Me too!
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
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