I must be too annoying 4 u.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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