Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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