my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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