so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
That reminds me...we need to get swords
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
they're like a gay fantastic four
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Randomize
