I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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