remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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