shes about as inviting as chlamydia
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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