Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
So many bounce houses so little time
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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