he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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