: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Drunk is not a location!
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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