Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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