so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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