if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Randomize
