He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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