I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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