Just mADE A PArabola og urine
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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