All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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