In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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