Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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