She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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