Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
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