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some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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