at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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