butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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