it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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