Betty ford says i'm here all night
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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