i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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