Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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