Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
time to smoke my breakfast
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
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