Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
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