have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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