i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
How naked do you want me to be?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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