i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
ugly people sure do ruin things
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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