May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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